mayaFISH

Love languages. Hate zombies. Currently at betaworks; formerly at Aviary. I have a lot to say about Meat Loaf.

smartasshat:

lafix:

braiker:

This guy should get all the jobs.

Son of a librarian and a Capricorn? Hello? Republican nominee?


The people who work at Aviary are funny and we do viral things. I PRINTED THIS OUT AND TAPED IT UP IN THE KITCHEN SO I WOULD LIKE RECOGNITION FOR THIS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

smartasshat:

lafix:

braiker:

This guy should get all the jobs.

Son of a librarian and a Capricorn? Hello? Republican nominee?

The people who work at Aviary are funny and we do viral things. I PRINTED THIS OUT AND TAPED IT UP IN THE KITCHEN SO I WOULD LIKE RECOGNITION FOR THIS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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