mayaFISH

Love languages. Hate zombies. Currently at betaworks; formerly at Aviary. I have a lot to say about Meat Loaf.

You

badkidsjokes:

Your brain is a poop bomb and you are a zombie and you are naked with your butt on fire and your butt in a girls face and you are wearing diapers

You are naked with your butt on fire AND your butt in a girl’s face.

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