Big Breasted Women More Intelligent
Research suggests that women with larger breasts are more intelligent than their less well endowed counterparts, with the larger breasted women studied having an I.Q. some 10 points in excess of those with smaller breasts.
The Chicago researcher (who confessed to herself being an A-cup), conducted a sociological study in which she took a sample of 1,200 women, divided by breast size into five categories: extra-large, large, medium, small, and extra-small.
She then administered an I.Q. test to the participants, finding that women in the large and extra-large categories scored an average of 10 points more than the women in the smaller categories, also beating medium sized women.
Since by its very nature the study yields only a correlation and not actual causation, it is far from certain what the actual causes of these results are, but there is some speculation that the amount of female hormones produced may be affecting both the development of the brain and of secondary sexual characteristics such as breasts.
Interestingly, most statistics relating to breast size show steady increases in average cup size over time in developed societies, thought to be based on improving nutrition. A positive correlation between improved nutrition, better growth and higher IQ seems far from improbable…
…I hope your not mad.
This is the stupidest scientific study I’ve ever heard of. Oh wait, they didn’t even use the word scientific. They had to say “sociological” because it’s bullshit. We don’t even know what IQ test this “researcher” used, what measurements she used to decide who was in each category, how she chose her subjects, *where* any of them landed on the scale of intelligence (who knows if the ones with 10 pt higher IQs were barely functional), if she only tested women with real breasts or included women with implants, if this was ever published by any reputable publication, or if this woman even used consistent IQ measurements or tried to replicate the results.
To make a generalization that ANY body part size (big or small) is in any way correlated to intelligence is dangerous and stupid. If our brain size doesn’t predict our intelligence (it doesn’t), why the HELL would our breast size? This study only included 1200 women, hardly enough of a test group to arrive at any conclusive data. Probably because all the smart women in Chicago knew better than to participate in such a degrading, pointless, foolish pursuit.
For the website discussing these results to claim that the correlation has something to do with natural selection is offensive. Really, obscure writer who’s supposedly an MD? You’re going to guess that this is because women with small breasts can’t convince a man to have children with them?
This is disgusting.